He should have more confidence in them. And by "have more confidence in them" I mean flaunt them more. And by "flaunt them more" I mean be shirtless every episode. And by "be shirtless every episode" I mean be in my pants.

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LET US CELEBRATE THIS, THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY OF JARED PADALECKI'S BIRTH. HE LOVES US. WILL HE PERCHANCE GET WASTED AND TAKE RANDOM SHIRTLESS PICS OF HIMSELF AND "LET" THEM "GET LEAKED" ONTO THE INTERNET? WILL HE LET US REINCARNATE OURSELVES INTO HIS BODY OIL AFTER HE KILLS US WITH HIS FACE? WHO KNOWS, BUT LET'S DIVE IN WITH A NICE, SLOPPY, CHARMING, GOOFY, HANDSOME, RIDICULOUS, TALL, FANTASTIC, DOG-LOVING, SHINY-AND-FLIPPY-HAIRED, DIMPLE-CHEEKED, PRISMATIC-EYEBALLED, CHISEL-CHESTED, JAW-THAT-COULD-CUT-GLASS BOY KING, PICSPAM, SHALL WE?

( HEY JARED! THANKS FOR BEING BORN. 'PRECIATE IT. )


... my work here is done.